happy melancholy               

they say that a picture speaks a thousand words, so i shall not say much here.
but i hope that this picture here, despite the increasingly depressing world that we live in,
can lift your spirits for the rest of your day.



and remember to say i love you to whom you do.
you never know when you can never say it again.

went to MOS with VIP tix for FHM's top 100 sexy women countdown. sat in the VIP area.
just behind the celebrities. ann kok, jaime teo, may, choy, melodie chen, dawn yeo.. etc
(thanks bryon!)

so i was exposed to more than 100 sexy women, S&M models, stripping wet models 15cm in front of me. and i got wet in the process too because of them flinging the water around.

cool huh. c'mon. be jealous. you've got a right to be.

my nose kept running
damn bloody irritating

so i went 7-11
to buy myself medicine

panadol for cold
works i was told

walk back to office
and saw these tourists

male japanese students
why so imprudent

while walking past them
few stare at me

past another group
also stare at me

smlj why stare at me
is it i yandao that's why must see

tmd male japanese students
so knn cb imprudent



ps. later i realise it was maybe because of my blue contact lens in the bright sun then
make it very obvious. give them benefit of the doubt. see i so smart to figure this out.

wah lan eh. fucking busy lah!
and now rest times are gonna be cut short by saf even. ccb.

don't they understand how disruptive it is to our lives? knn!

according to this report by scientists, einstein's brain has been proven to be structurally

different from that of normal men of his age.


i'm just wondering.. scientists actually spent time to prove that?

the lengths people go to prove that its not that they're stupid, just that the other

had an unfair advantage. humankind, sigh.

my 2 month old laptop. the hdd was a free upgrade from 60gig to 80gig when i bought it.
i think they gave me one that was problematic. bloody samsung. yes, samsung.

after about a week plus of using it, the performance became 'skippy'. couldn't be
my ram, i had 1gig. i checked the performance and cpu usage was always lesser than 50%.
i concluded that it was the hdd. i did a chkdsk and there were bad sectors. i uninstalled
programs that i didn't use and after i rebooted, 'operating system not found'. wtf...

and so i formatted and reinstalled everything, but it was still skippy. i wanted a change of
hdd, but to bring the laptop to bloody samsung customer service and not having my laptop for
weeks was unthinkable. (aka lazy) i called up cyberactive and asked if they knew how to change
laptop hard disk drives, and they said it would cost 30 bucks for the service, 100 plus for the
hdd and that it might not work in the end cos some laptop hdds have dunnowhatdata for it
to work properly. fuck it la..

so under my dulan-ness, i turned my laptop over and figured out how to take out the hdd.
i took out the hdd from my portable hdd and switched. so bloody easy. and cyberactive is
charging 30 bucks for that? knn. whoever need to change laptop hdd come find me ok,
i charge 29 bucks only.

i reinstalled everything again. voila, everything's working perfectly, although its now 40gig. :(
but i'd rather have a stable 40gig. :)

to be fair, i think it was a 3rd party licensed distributor selling samsung products at the IT fair
in suntec. i'm not gonna blame yongyang too cos i know he's innocent :P i blame the unscrupulous
guy who gave me the faulty hdd and claimed that it was a good upgrade of 80gig instead of
60gig! may your 1s become 0s and your 0s become 1s.

and yongyang, where's my dinner?!?!?!!!

was at dungeon last night.
i forgot what i said but ariel, as usual, was on the receiving end of my sardonic humour.
brenda heard that and said, "you're so mean."
i defended, "i'm not really mean, i'm just bad." mean isn't really the word for me.
and she said, "yeah. 你很坏." to which i explained, "对啊. 男人不坏, 女人不爱."
then she gave me a one-kind of look, and told me as a matter of factly,
"女人不坏, 男人也不爱. 人就是犯贱的." i agreed.

if you want to see how 犯贱人 can be, just take a look at this link.
人就是犯贱的. everybody nod your head in unison.


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that we're all unique individuals with different mindsets and this is my blog so i can say whatever
i want here unless the singapore law decides to come after me. (for being what, slightly more morally correct? hur)
but you may request for me to remove the link. i'll just quote your entire blog and post it then,
with credits to author written below so i don't get sued for plagiarism.